This bumbled break-in at a liquor store earns a gold-plated "Dumb Criminals" award from SecurityInfoWatch.com. You have to love that the cameras caught the whole thing. There's also something very satisfying when -- having realized he can't get out of the store the way he came in or out the front -- you watch him give up, sit on a keg of beer and smoke a cigarette as he awaits the police.
